"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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