Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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