Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i believe in u and ur pee
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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