i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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