Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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