Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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