i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Everything about him screamed your future.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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