Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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