Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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