I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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