I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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