you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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