How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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