I hate all girls vehemently.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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