Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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