thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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