I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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