That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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