Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
