it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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