Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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