It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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