I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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