This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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