I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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