On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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