Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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