office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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