God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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