drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
