i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Oh god it's open bar.
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