saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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