That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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