I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i just google imaged poop.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
someone owes me an orgasm
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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