ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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