Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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