3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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