I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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