I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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