Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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