I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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