I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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