It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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