fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Randomize
