whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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