oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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