I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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