I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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