looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
you never un-have a 4some
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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