just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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