i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The uberlube is also flammable
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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