Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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