so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I am available for nakedness
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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