I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
