i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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