she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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